I AM THE LIZARD KING!!!

My Post of Resignation IN 3-D!!!!

Four score and seven years ago a great man created a blog entitled "Hard N' Sloppy." It left a wake throughout the internets leaving men, women and children stunned. Today marks the day of the end of that phenomenon, this is a the stake in a legacy of dreams, inspiration, hope, and phallic symbols. I will be taking a temporary hiatus from los Hard N' Sloppy due to the unfortunate purpose of declining quality. I may be returning to my duties (haha I said dutie) after a spiritual journey to the high mountains of northern Tennessee. I will probably be making posts after the Hanukkah season (December 20-28) I will attempt at another story arch similar to The Ballad of Billis The Home maker. And finally for my final touch of hilarity: Shuttlecock. That is all.

Your butt buddie, Thadius Buzz