Monday, October 22, 2012

All Dem Purty Gals

When you try to make Neil Young last all you get is doubloons, banal and bromidic. It's all just pissing in the wind" replied the gallant "cause I know it ain't you and i really gotta poo." He swept with a swashbucklin' rictus and proceeded to grab the hall pass to my coccyx. He's not the most practical chum he be a bit too cray cray and he has polio, only Jews and cripples contract their anus' and polio. The practicality of lepers is astonishingly erotic we shall end the night fisting; I object to the fisting but I'd really like to claim your ass. "OH NO" gasping pasping my rum tum tugger is tingling tumultuously my ritzy radius is rapidly recommending a regatta. His piss felt lukewarm on my brow as he fisted my squirrely anus, I thunked he was gon' brake my arms off. Shrek 2 has it all laughs, thrill but it goes deeper than that see, the themes of corporate struggle, urban decay, lusty revenge, revengeful lust, pseudo-socialism and lovin' spoonful caress this gem like a newly expelled poopoo. We's the droogie's hoss. Neil Inducted his unretrained anus into the crevasse of her mouth with his fist still firmly placed in the Lizard King.