The Sexy Exploits of Ol' Snaggletooth

"Hang ten dude" cried the armies of dink dwellers deceiving THE man. FUCK my foreskin is coming loose Snaggletooth said matter of factly with a seductive rictus smeared across his cute little baby face, mmmmm I'd like to stick my penis in him. Snaggletooth buttoned his his new fleshlight and passionately kissed his picture of Heino afterwards proceeding to delicately place it in his butthole for safe keeping. Pierce is the best character, fuck you. Snaggletooth awoke in a strange place packed with dirty niggers. I must leave this shithole he yelled at the top of his lungs. I'm harpooning whales. He came upon his pants and then went to a rickshaw driver to lead from this treachery. Along the way Snaggly Waggly decided to use up his remaining supply of Opium to get hella crunk with tha boyz n tha hood. Whereuncpon the cock penetrated his earhole and shattered his eardrum leaving his hearing damaged and hos testosterone amplified. His shit stunk a stinky stinky smell that socked his slump shoulders he couldn't help but force it down his throat and for the first time in his whole life he felt pure and truly content.