Sunday, October 30, 2011

Damn Communists

Would you like some ear wax dressing on your semen salad sir, and would you like to add carbonated pickle juice and hummingbird beaks to make it a meal? Stoned Teenagers buying plastic wrap featuring Ian Gillan on the drums. Eat the baby fat it will guide you give you laser vision so you can shoot Greedo first. I'm a' slippin' all over the place this is such smooth jazz. EGADS! My nipple fell off! Would you be a lamb and help me find my missing nipple. You walk through the land of Cybertron and cross the border into Bedrock you see a man in a rhinestone jumpsuit with pink angel wings attached to it. Your phallus grows larger in excitement. As you get closer you see he is not any ordinary glandularly challenged fellow he starts doing Tai Chi. As he is in the process of switching from step back and repulse monkey position to the carry tiger and return to mountain position you cannot contain your excitement you dart across to him to make sweet love to the beautiful man he says two words "bulbous shuttlecocks" and he is gone. Pick your nose with a rusty coat hanger, pick your nose with a rusty coat hanger early in the morning.

May Desmond enter you always.



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