Your Coccyx Is Oh So Very Sturdy

Ed said "trah" Ed said said "trah" Ed said said "trah." I'm proud of my uncle cause he stopped molesting me. Are you guys ready for penis inspection on Thursday? Oh yeah I'm pumped! Mommy said daddy and the lady across the street are more than friends and mommy caught them yucky wrestling and now daddy has to move far far away where he can't drink any more angry juice. The contents of my anus are purely confidential. What's this? Teddiursa is evolving into pedobear! The names Woody, Woody Dick. Tesla bum. Up with parliamentary legislation down with republican Donny Aruba. Uh-oh it's that time of the year again, the illegal immigrants are emerging  from their caves. Okay, lets get this harpsichord up your rectum. Sew your nipple back on with grace and finesse. A peppery anus is a healthy anus. Blossoming flowers spout from faeces of every man woman and child, it must be spring again. In Togo they like ewoks. See Harry run, see Harry play, see Harry get sodomized. Hey guys, so what is the circumference of you guys' scrotum's? I have a bone to pick with you Gaylord you said you weren't going to buy that Samoan sex slave before it went on sale and you went along and did it anyway and that just brings my piss to a boil don't you know we're on a budget!? Colostomy bags are groovy.

May Desmond enter you, always.

Angus P. Mortimers Traveling Show of Freaks

This man is leaking applesauce at an alarming rate we must patch him up posthaste. Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg. You are sentenced to having you scrotum cut off with a rusty license plate. I would like a full order of fellatio and a medium supersonic death ray.Bumper babies twice the fun of bumper cars and twice the mess. The Antichrist is a Republican. Gas mask fetishes. Charlie, those grubby immigrant kids from down the block are eating your flower garden again. McCains hot dogs: now with 56% less circus animal meat. Be sure to season your pubic hairs before consumption. A scrumptious parade of anus fingering. William Raudeefard shall we retire to the fornication chamber? If you wish Cheryl. I. Lock your doors the anus bandit is coming to town. Gravity! That's preposterous. My wife took my action figures and hid them on top of the fridge. Damn wife pisses me off sweet Jesus I can't stand her. It is uncanny how shiny your buttocks is.

May Desmond enter you, always

I Am Nothing But a Malaysian Farmer on Heroin

Your thighs are a bit too salty. Be sure to check your testosterone levels at least umpteen times a fortnight. Hip-hop: invented by dogs in 1896. I've got an excellent idea Raphael lets shove a syringe factory up our scrotum's. Daddy that cloud looks like mommy's boobies. Gobble gobble I homosexual rhinoceros who enjoys jumping rope and strawberry marmalade. Quickly get inside the bomb shelter made of popsicle sticks. Garfield's anus. Kryptonite pasta. When in doubt drink your own piss. Cows go moo and butts make poo. Grovelling penises  rolling down the hill, but it's too late. And since I am dead I can take off my head. You are on a train, across the room  you see a pair of beady eyes.You walk up to investigate but instead are swiped back by sheer force you look up to see the the only the seductive fatman. He's stares at soon enough you are swept into a desert in northern New Arizona and you think to yourself "REALITY HITS YA HARD BRO WOOSH! My parents were killed in a tragic rhino accident, but I guess life just keeps rolling on. OH, kiss me Udonkovich. My buttock is quite peachy. "Death to marmalade!" Yells the leader of the crouching ass crack tribe. Rhinoth they thcare little boyth assathinating parents don't bring them no joy that's Randy. Micheal you are a Transformers runing son of a bitch.

May Desmond enter you, always

Kill The Bantha and Run.

Well colour me excited Manwell I feel like urinating on a Vulcan. Run you gassy Mexican run. Rome wasn't built in a day nor was Sarah Jessica Parker's fallopian tubes. Just pop the hernia back in so we can get on with our lives, okay Manwell. Wavering sexuality, watch it as it floats across the ocean like a hot air balloon. Other worldly breasts. I feel like'a sexin' you up the, fat man returns once more. Sodomize me with a cricket bat. Spouting semen, eyes for nipples there's been an orgy here. Thumping wild binturongs enter the room "harvest his spleen" says one in a commanding tone. You see a binturong approach you with what seems like flame retardant a multi-coloured power drill with fishing tackle draped across it. But from across the room you see... the lizard king. Let's quarrel shouted Plutarch to Agamemnon. Nest in the anus. My nipples are burning with pure excitement. "Holy gazebos batman his nipples are on fire should we help him?" "Not today Robin, not today." Oodles and oodles and oodles of prostitutes for the taking. Your body is so uhhhhh euphoric (insert gratuitous sex scene). "What's buzzling you pal?" "I lost my puppy." "Well jump in my van we'll look for him together." Polygamy is hilarious. Ahahaha

May Desmond enter, you always