Sunday, November 27, 2011

Your Coccyx Is Oh So Very Sturdy

Ed said "trah" Ed said said "trah" Ed said said "trah." I'm proud of my uncle cause he stopped molesting me. Are you guys ready for penis inspection on Thursday? Oh yeah I'm pumped! Mommy said daddy and the lady across the street are more than friends and mommy caught them yucky wrestling and now daddy has to move far far away where he can't drink any more angry juice. The contents of my anus are purely confidential. What's this? Teddiursa is evolving into pedobear! The names Woody, Woody Dick. Tesla bum. Up with parliamentary legislation down with republican Donny Aruba. Uh-oh it's that time of the year again, the illegal immigrants are emerging  from their caves. Okay, lets get this harpsichord up your rectum. Sew your nipple back on with grace and finesse. A peppery anus is a healthy anus. Blossoming flowers spout from faeces of every man woman and child, it must be spring again. In Togo they like ewoks. See Harry run, see Harry play, see Harry get sodomized. Hey guys, so what is the circumference of you guys' scrotum's? I have a bone to pick with you Gaylord you said you weren't going to buy that Samoan sex slave before it went on sale and you went along and did it anyway and that just brings my piss to a boil don't you know we're on a budget!? Colostomy bags are groovy.

May Desmond enter you, always.



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